Just in FYI, the delivery charge you are paying with your pizza is to recoup lost productivity while the driver is out of the store not doing any work.

For his birthday adventure my youngest wants to go to the library and Rally's. I don't think he even knows what Rally's is.

Ah, Papa John's ... the bane of my existence.

Some people say their life is a country song. Some people live in a romance novel. I LIVE A FLIPPING SITCOM 24/7!

On the day I remove my umbrella from my work bag it rains an annoying hot steamy rain.

She can't tell time unless it is in her favor. She can't count unless it is in her favor. She doesn't work unless you tell her to. Basically, she's a union rep.

Slight problem with the house... no power. Surprise emergency sleep over at the in-laws' house (which has air conditioning and power)

Kids and spelling

Alex: "Ben, do you know what Y-O-U spells?"
Ben: "What?"
Alex: "You. Do you know what HGTV spells? This is funny, Ben...HGTV!"

Happy Vendredi XIII. How are you doing today? So far so good myself!

If you do not want men to stare at your breasts do not put shiny sequins on them. That is all.

I used to love those snarky things with "I live in my own little world but its ok because they know me here" but now people stop me in the halls just to say hi.

Just had a scentless run in with the neighborhood skunk. He is rather small, about kitten sized.

My life has no shortage of entertainment, intrigue, or confusion.

Three days no Rockstar! On a completely unrelated note, I am exhausted.

The coffee machine keeps forgetting to stop making coffee. It begins making a mess after the pot is full.

My basement bathroom lightswitch has a short. But only in the off position.

I am currently employed as a drain switch. I am the switch that drains the dishwasher.

It is a really bad day that starts with a water bug taking a walking tour of your dining area.

The food business is as the food business does. What it is mainly is feeding people and what it does mainly is feed people.

If your boss is bothering you just punch them in the face. Solves all your problems. Makes you feel better and you don't have to worry about your job anymore.

It is a good day that starts with a happy banana.

I apologise ahead of time for this horrible joke...
Your mother is so up tight she doesn't fart, she squeeks.

Ok, just finished Mockingjay and I have to warn you... this is the most amazing, depressing, inspiring series I have ever read. I must go hide in a corner now!!

Reading Mockingjay, Hunger Games 3, makes me feel very paranoid and a bit cynical.

Well fucia. That is all.

I'm sorry but if you are walking around a public mall in nothing but a jacket and a negligee you have no right to complain about "all the mouth breathers."

Is a month of Sundays four days or 7.5 months?

When faced with me (a non-smoker) and two people actually smoking, what makes someone ask ME for a light?

I have been asked at least 3 times this week "Aren't you that (or the) Subway guy?"

I just witnessed a pigeon attack a seagull in mid air. Its a weird day.

Apparently I don't hate eel. Sushi is a whole new horizon.

I am the lowest paid supervisor at my job. I am the only supervisor who is not an attractive female. Is there a connection?

Smoking in the bathroom is one thing. Smoking in the bathroom at church is something else entirely!

Just realized fire hydrants are called that because They are used to hydrate fires.

I somehow forgot I could blog by phone. Sorry about that! Life must have caught up with me!