It is a good day that starts with a happy banana.

I apologise ahead of time for this horrible joke...
Your mother is so up tight she doesn't fart, she squeeks.

Ok, just finished Mockingjay and I have to warn you... this is the most amazing, depressing, inspiring series I have ever read. I must go hide in a corner now!!

Reading Mockingjay, Hunger Games 3, makes me feel very paranoid and a bit cynical.

Well fucia. That is all.