The coffee machine keeps forgetting to stop making coffee. It begins making a mess after the pot is full.

My basement bathroom lightswitch has a short. But only in the off position.

I am currently employed as a drain switch. I am the switch that drains the dishwasher.

It is a really bad day that starts with a water bug taking a walking tour of your dining area.

The food business is as the food business does. What it is mainly is feeding people and what it does mainly is feed people.

If your boss is bothering you just punch them in the face. Solves all your problems. Makes you feel better and you don't have to worry about your job anymore.