Some people say their life is a country song. Some people live in a romance novel. I LIVE A FLIPPING SITCOM 24/7!

On the day I remove my umbrella from my work bag it rains an annoying hot steamy rain.

She can't tell time unless it is in her favor. She can't count unless it is in her favor. She doesn't work unless you tell her to. Basically, she's a union rep.

Slight problem with the house... no power. Surprise emergency sleep over at the in-laws' house (which has air conditioning and power)

Kids and spelling

Alex: "Ben, do you know what Y-O-U spells?"
Ben: "What?"
Alex: "You. Do you know what HGTV spells? This is funny, Ben...HGTV!"

Happy Vendredi XIII. How are you doing today? So far so good myself!

If you do not want men to stare at your breasts do not put shiny sequins on them. That is all.

I used to love those snarky things with "I live in my own little world but its ok because they know me here" but now people stop me in the halls just to say hi.

Just had a scentless run in with the neighborhood skunk. He is rather small, about kitten sized.

My life has no shortage of entertainment, intrigue, or confusion.

Three days no Rockstar! On a completely unrelated note, I am exhausted.