Monday, July 30, 2012

Some people say their life is a country song. Some people live in a romance novel. I LIVE A FLIPPING SITCOM 24/7!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

On the day I remove my umbrella from my work bag it rains an annoying hot steamy rain.

Friday, July 20, 2012

She can't tell time unless it is in her favor. She can't count unless it is in her favor. She doesn't work unless you tell her to. Basically, she's a union rep.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Slight problem with the house... no power. Surprise emergency sleep over at the in-laws' house (which has air conditioning and power)

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Kids and spelling

Alex: "Ben, do you know what Y-O-U spells?"
Ben: "What?"
Alex: "You. Do you know what HGTV spells? This is funny, Ben...HGTV!"

Friday, July 13, 2012

Happy Vendredi XIII. How are you doing today? So far so good myself!

Friday, July 6, 2012

If you do not want men to stare at your breasts do not put shiny sequins on them. That is all.
I used to love those snarky things with "I live in my own little world but its ok because they know me here" but now people stop me in the halls just to say hi.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Just had a scentless run in with the neighborhood skunk. He is rather small, about kitten sized.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Three days no Rockstar! On a completely unrelated note, I am exhausted.