Yes, I am just as judgmental as the next guy. But I promise, i only judge you on your actions. If you act like and idiot, you make my idiot list for life. FYI.

I HAVE to go to bed no earlier than 3 AM for the next 3 days in order to be ready for my new shift on Monday.

Plain Idiocy: Man- We've had less than 50 presidents. I guarantee you they haven't been from every state.
Woman- Like Hawaii, cause they've all been white.

I am having mixed feelings about no longer being a Home Depot employee.

Idiot translator: c'n-ella-bub = Candelabra Bulb.

Agua del gato... that is all.

So I put my contacts in for the first time this week and I have to say it's extremely disorienting to be able to see the entire street.

There is a leak in my basement walls. But not just any wall. This leak is in one of the two walls waterproofed by the previous owner. Yeah. Not waterproof.

Now accepting prayers for a monetary windfall of roughly the equivalent of a hernia surgery and a childbirth.

Did I mention that the unemployment agency decided I had been wrongfully terminated? Yes, self-esteem is improved.