I am the first to admit i make mistakes, but it is rarely out of carelessness, mostly because i feel hurried. Or harried.

Why does "teamwork" mean "Derek does all the work and everyone else goofs off"?

Well, pickle me liver and call me Homer...

"Wolverines!" ... I officially get it now.

... Apparently "Cleveland Rocks" ...

The Thing "So even when we win we lose."
Spiderman "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how it feels to be me... EVERY day of the week."

How do you decide what you want to be when you grow up?

Steak flavored potato chips.. delicious steak flavored potato chips... what will they think of next?